Voronwë Aranwion's Journal

5:27pm: I'm bored. And want to get away from the slash whore.

So I'm going to Alqualondë. :)

::says goodbye to Lórien, temporarily::

12:37pm: New pictures!

:D

Also, mun is going on vacation starting the seventeenth, and she will be taking me with me. What does this mean? Not much, except her other puppets will be even more inactive, the king pansy gets to stay home with the fianceéwifethingie and hobblf, and I get to see Modern-earth and I don't get laid.

So. ;) ;) ;)

11:48am: I have no idea what's going on around me.

In fact, I have no idea where I am.

Just like old times, YAYAYAY! :D

....

OOOOH FLOWERS!! ::wanders off::

6:18pm:

voronwe Magic Number 19 Job Politician Personality Vicarious Temperament Sweet Natured Sexual Straight Likely To Win The Booker Prize Me - In A Word Beautiful Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

I think they got me confused for king_gilgalad. ;)

1:48am: My mun says I am sex on a stick, whatever that is supposed to mean.

I think it has something to do with sex. ;) ;) (Yes, I'm stating the obvious. Shut up.)

1:17pm: ::makes flower crowns in Lórien::

:)

8:37pm: There will be kareoke at lindonco in approximately half an hour, if anyone would like to join the slash-whore!puppets so she doesn't make a fool out of herself.

;)

Oh yeah. You know. ;)

12:13am: Meme!!

And it's all me, baby. ;) ;)

5:06pm: I'm going to be blunt. :)

Sex. Now.

1:35pm: This has been found: slutofulmo.

;_; I am no one's trusty slut! I AM MY OWN MARINER WHORE! There is a difference.

And I don't want to be cloneeeeeeeeeed.

;_; ::heads back to Lórien::

10:44am: draft three
Once, I did this chart thingie of people I have directly/indirectly slept with. :) Let's update! Alphabetically. :)

bela_stardust --> oliveoyl, fastred
divaerestor
fingon --> slash_whore, earwen --> king_finarfin, ringwraiththree
slash_whore --> fingon, king_gilgalad --> elanorgamgee --> frodogamgee --> merrybrandybuck, denethor
slutofulmo --> fuckmeidril, other assorted people
tuor --> idril
turgon --> elenwe

Corrections and updates welcome. :)

10:35pm: ::transports back to Lórien::

::curls up among the flowers and goes to sleep::

3:54pm: ::sexes you* up::

* = random ;)

6:09am: *disappears into the countryside of Dor-lómin*

8:29pm: My mun has done the unthinkable: updated the friends lists for the king and I. (hahah, get it, the king and I?)

Also, two posts today! I am very excited.

Although. All I have done lately is talk about my mun. This must stop. And I have taken measures to see that this happens. ::shags mun:: THERE. NOW I WILL NEVER MENTION HER AGAIN.

((*cackles evilly*))

........

You saw it here first.

5:42pm: My mun would like me to pimp lindonco for her. She has already added eleven people to this community, but then her brain stopped. If you feel you should be added, contact her, or me, or whatever. :)

She has just realized I am not in this. Bah! >:|

Um, anyway. In other news, digital photos for me from now on!

9:56pm: don't making all these promises you know you cannot keep etc etc etc!
My mun has an icon of my crotch. This is vaguely disturbing, but in an...interesting way. Rawr. ;)

Here, for your viewing pleasure:


She is also listening to the dweeb, old school style. ¬_¬

6:00pm:

I dressed up as the King Stag one year for Halloween.

It was a very...nice...Halloween, if I remember. ;) And thank the Valar I'm an only child. Those masks get tricky.

4:20pm: Erestor pressured my munlady into doing a photo post. So, um, yeah. ¬_¬ Here's some, um, pictures. And stuff.

( it's best not to ask where i got these photos )

8:13pm: My mun, in a sudden flash of ... something, has deemed it necessary to do a photo post. Of course, this is only because she has found amusing pictures of a certain someone and wants to share.

I refused. King of the Pansies (hey, the pot can call the kettle black, okay?!) has always gotten stuck with that duty, and so it shall remain. I don't care if he's mostly inactive (or at least post-wise), I am not doing a photo post.

Although, yes, those pictures are ::snicker:: very amusing.

::cough:: Anyway.

Now then. ::looks seductive, or something::

10:22pm: I am supposed to meet with Mr Eru sir God thingie sometime.

However, this is being hindered by my munlady being a lazy arse. She needs to get her act together!

or something. ¬_¬

6:18pm: ::returns from his most recent trip to Alqualondë, with a special guest star::

::smiles mysteriously:: This should be interesting.

6:15pm: I am bored.

¬_¬

My munlady looked at the friends page for the first time in months. Um, literally.

La.

7:22pm: third draft
To celebrate the new year, my mun decided to make me come up with these lists. Um, it is sort of scary. Anyway.

People I have slept with --> people I have indirectly slept with (and so on)
fingon --> slash_whore, earwen --> king_finarfin, ringwraiththree
turgon --> elenwe
tuor --> idril
slash_whore --> fingon, king_gilgalad --> elanorgamgee


Corrections welcome. :)

4:31pm: Okay, I figure, if I'm a mariner whore like everyone says, I may as well make some money from it.

::stands on the corner of a street in Lindon::

(I would also like to say that you people may call him a pansy, but damn, Turgie's an animal. (;)